30001st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

I want to clean an apartment but I already cleaned my friend’s

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What’s this responding to

the secret to college quizbowl is that maybe 20 teams are actually good and everyone else is faking it

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I need fo be the best at everything. I need to hurt everybody else

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Just a post into the oblivion (it’s mocking the one person who went, “I want Disco Elysium but for a little witch gardener in the woods”).

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Oh it was a reply to my post so I thought something I said brought it ip. I agree

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I need to make a mafia game I need to stab someone I need to go for a run

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I was going to joke about Balatro being even more controlling this way, but that fell apart while writing it.

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Fun fact: you can do all three at the same time.
This is how I conceptualized multiple mafia games.

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Why is bottomposting so normal

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On Fortteess of Lies

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I’m literally so inadvisable right now

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fireworks at the 2025 fortress of lies

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Not drunk they didn’t let me drink cause I was “””being picked up by my mom in half an hour”””

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Just crazy cause in the car

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just make sure that, unlike saratoga parents, may parents can distinguish a locomotive from a railroad

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i wonder if they’re a safety hazard at railroad crossings

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Solo Leveling, but it’s a guy who just wants to go to a hackathon without having to run ten miles first.

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dawg look at all those empty chairs