30001st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

to understand electricity I must become like it (it’s not just because I’m lazy)

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I’m not actually joking either it’s really funny

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Because the problem literally doesn’t let you proceed if you have a zero in the first or zero innan entire row you won’t forget the rules

Kinda expected that.
Glad to have a release date, though. Can’t wait for literally every other entertainment property to reconfigure their entire schedule around this.

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oh no i am so sad about GTA6… I will not be able to play the beloved game about uh… killing people?? doing crime? having good graphics?? selling alot of copies?

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Tbf there’s a lot you can do in GTA.

Car races, bike races, triathlons. A huge map to explore + plenty of secrets and easter eggs to find. Other mini-games. Trying to stop the train. Escaping the police after they chase you for the crime of them crashing into you. All kinds of vehicles you can drive and fly.

Just to name a few.

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None of that sounds appealing to me both on its own or as part of a larger game

i hate minigames too. if i’m not constantly sitting through story mission after story mission i never want to play a game

obtuse rubber goose green moose guava juice giant snake birthday cake large fries chocolate shake

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I think minigames can be good but “what if you drove/biked/ran/swam really fast” is not something i find interesting to explore in a videogame (particularly repeatedly) especially in a setting priding itself on realism

toxicity in fortress of lies…

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why did you capitalise my i

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I’m A Capitalist

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what

Ah, thats why it’s delayed, because of the extensive nature of the “creating and releasing gta 6” storyline. Rumor is 90% of the game will be spent coding under an unreasonable deadline, Q&A testing, and crafting marketing statements to alert the public of a delay. Most of the crimes are random killings done purely out of frustration

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I love RDR2, but the crunch culture behind that game was awful, and I’m really hoping the delay enables Rockstar to not do that again.

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I’m honestly still prepared for some horror stories a few years down the road

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has there been a rockstar release after 2010 that wasn’t a crunch

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there’s no way gta5 wasn’t right

and i know max payne 3 and rdr2 was

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needless to say it’s prolly just gonna keep happening cause it keeps working

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