6767th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

“if we still had the offender it would’ve been us who got smoked by the texans in the wild card round”

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also not even true he was mega washed and I say that as a justin tucker excuse maker (exclusively for the game of american football to be clear)

he’s awful at golf. terrible.

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also privy to several accusations of sexual misconduct

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yes but tyler loop missed this one kick and the version of justin tucker that exists in my mind wouldn’t have

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i know nothing about american football but im really trying alright

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I pan fried shrimp. This was my first time handling shrimp. It turned out pretty alright. I didn’t know how to eat it. After some googling and testing I decided to eat them with the shells and tails, and without the heads. I was spooked by the head. I ate one head and the texture spooked me. Tho, I will google to see if it’s healthy to eat the head.

There was a lot of flavor in the shell. It was like chicken skin. That’s where all the spices went, after all. I put salt, black pepper, chilli flakes and powdered ginger. I eyeballed everything including the cooking time.

I googled and it says pan fry only for 3 minutes on each side. I fried for way longer. I was sketched out, I didn’t wanna risk eating it raw.

My mom is very squeamish about shrimp. She didn’t even wanna hear about it. She is squeamish about so many foods. There are about 10-20 things she likes and she hates everything else. At least for savory foods. She is an expert on making desserts, and makes all kinds. She’s really good at dessers. But she doesn’t like cooking or learning a variety of savory dishes, never uses spices, she uses very little salt, or none at all.

My dad likes experimenting and making and eating all kinds of food. I’m more like my dad.

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youre not supposed to eat the shell

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nor the tail really

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Why not?

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mainly taste, but also eating it can be a bit bad for you
the inside of the shrimp is soft and juicy and fleshy and the outside just tastes like plastic

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then again maybe you like it. i’ve seen people like the taste of metal so i don’t think that’s too far off of that

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Why is it bad as in dangerous / unhealthy?

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its hard to digest

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remember its not something that can really be chewed down or disintegrated in the stomach all that well

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I’m not sure this is true? Shrimp shells and tails are discarded in western cultures, but not eastern ones where they’re eaten regularly.

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it is
i looked it up

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like immediately after i said it

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now i want shrimp
boo tutuu. boo.

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