6767th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

they should put you in hotel lobbies

1 Like

I talk to mays mother in 11 minutes

3 Likes

so april?

4 Likes

Why do you keep talking to her?

2 Likes

For nefarious reasons

3 Likes

no her name is June

4 Likes

The real reason I keep talking to May’s mother is she owns a fishing company and I’m trying to sell her on the idea of instead of selling fish for profit you donate the fish to me, kyubey.

5 Likes

i assumed you were trying to make mays mother a magical girl

7 Likes

Close my eyes

1 Like

I mean, technically, there’s like a 50/50 chance of that happening anyways.

opens your eyes hi tootsie

5 Likes

GWAAAAAAAH O_O

3 Likes

Hiii youbsie :blush::heart:

3 Likes

These mfs are the WORST. They’re called hangnails. And i HATE them

5 Likes

i rip those off w/ my teeth :fire:

4 Likes

WHAT :sob::sob::sob:

4 Likes

the wors is actually when u have a callous ripped off on ur hand
so painful
had that happen once while rock climbing and i just Couldnt anymore bc of the pain

2 Likes

This is the song that plays in my head when I think about the (high school) Senior shit I have to think about.

1 Like

neon is 78 years old

5 Likes

ybw cuts her nails by chewing them

2 Likes