6767th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

Bargaining with the other parts of my brain to do so.
The prosecution notes “This is something you’ve wanted to do for years and would make use of,” but is being repelled by the defense’s “but i don’t wannaaaaa”.

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gay man has less syllables than lesbian so frankly i don’t see the issue

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…Watermelon?


reconsider your position

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old resident evil seems to be better played on another language I don’t understand, really adds to the experience

Gay man

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Claude Monet showed that humans can see ultraviolet light once the lens is removed.

It’s really coming down here.

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The bias is towards laziness in this case

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currently listening: GO UNTIL YOU ARE GONE 2013.04-07

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ive learnt how to play mcginnis because the new patch occasionally just… puts you as your 3rd favourite character even if your 1st or 2nd is available

so if i have to suffer everyone else is going with me

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Gay woman and lesbian have the same amount of syllables.
So the issue isn’t lesbian, it’s the fact that gay man is already 2 syllables, which is a fair bit more restricting.
Plus, again, I am kinda lazy and don’t like the idea of trying to invent a new word.

I’m changing my mind on this.
They’re gonna sell boatlods of Kit merch.

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far too many consonants in a row for the median american

“achillean” did numbers on tumblr back in the day among the madeline miller-reading crowd but it’s too literary. sapphic can work for lesbians because lesbians still read books.

i usually say “gay guys” when referring to the collective of gay men, which is boring but what can you do

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Chimpanzees are so violent

On the other hand gorillas are very peaceful. They are starving their entire lives because they eat grass and have huge bodies and muscles that need energy. They try to intimidate threats and not fight, because if they fight, the energy expenditure might be fatal

sometimes i think about how every day i probably interact with someone who think they could beat a chimpanzee one on one

clearly they have not watched nope. chimps will eat your entire face off

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48% of people in this graph do not believe they can beat a mouse. i think that’s the bigger issue

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they were all thinking of master splinter

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