My ranking, and ordered in difficulty (easiest to hardest):
I can beat:
Rat
Cat
Cobra
Goose
Eagle
Medium Dog
I can’t beat:
Kangaroo
Large Dog
Wolf
Chimpanzee
Lion
Crocodile
Grizzly
Elephant
If you kill the mouse, but the mouse fatally infects you with, like, hantavirus in the struggle, would that be considered winning?
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…no. it’d be a tie.
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30% of people believe they’d tie with the mouse.
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Actually I’m not sure if I can beat a medium dog unarmed. Google says they range in 25-60 pounds. That’s a lot of variance. I think I could take a 25 pound dog but not sure about 60
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i think people underestimate how strong they are in comparison to animals
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I think it also depends on the breed. Pit bull is a medium dog, it says, and I’d be dead
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Correction: I can’t beat medium dog unarmed
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humans are tool wielders but one good punch to a lot of animals and they’ll back off
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I took the challenge as a fight to the death
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…you’re probably still screwed if you underestimate them in return though
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i have a medium sized dog that i could destroy easily in combat because he is not very smart
i would never do this though because i love him
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If an angry medium dog started chasing me I think I could kick it to scare it away but if we were fighting in the Colosseum I don’t like my chances
Cute 
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i believe in you tutuu. 1v1 that medium sized dog.
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once i was being rather impatience with receiving roles or something and someone scolded me by saying “patience, grasshopper” and i have never wanted to shut up so fast
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i didn’t though which shows my will, and now i use that line against silviu
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…i tried to get a half-baked one liner in first then i shut up
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nah anyone can beat a kangaroo you just need to know the tech
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USE A LONG, BLUNT OBJECT
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