14159th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

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#5904

@discobot roll 1d2

#5905

:game_die: 2

#5906

wait what

#5907

You straight up can’t get ass in Europe. I haven’t eaten it in years

4 Likes
#5908

@YoubutWorse join the party

1 Like
#5909

If I remember correctly, Carbon would disagree greatly with you.

#5910

we have it but its super rare because i have a monopoly on it ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

#5911

# huge ass

#5912

Hugh Jass…

1 Like
#5913

When I was a kid my ftiend told me about that Simpsons joke. It was the only Simpsons information I got for uears

1 Like
#5914

some damn snakes liking this one

3 Likes
#5915

My mom liked to tell me prank calling was literally illegal but I did it anyway

2 Likes
#5916

:shrimp: :frog: :spider_web: :cricket: :shrimp: :frog: :star: :spider_web: :cricket: :shrimp: :frog: :spider_web: :cricket:

no, dia’s right, watermelon sucks :watermelon: :x:

#5917

My friend and I prank called a bunch of places and dared each other to ask for the most scandalous items

2 Likes
#5918

hugh jass → simpsonian dark age → sneeds feed and seed

1 Like
#5919

:shrimp: :frog: :spider_web: :cricket: :shrimp: :frog: :star: :spider_web: :cricket: :shrimp: :frog: :spider_web: :cricket:

dia has good taste. everyone, join on the watermelon hate trend PLEASE watermelon is so overrated :pray:

#5920

Called up TJMaxx and asked for a “highlighter yellow sparkly thong, super thin”

1 Like
#5921

WHAT

#5922

and what else have you done today

#5923

carbonated and dia now in stiff competition

3 Likes