A guide on how to win more games

I have talked to numerous scientists, consulted Chatgpt, delved into ancient rituals in order to figure out this important question. After compiling my research and analyzing it thoroughly, I have come to a simple conclusion on how to win more games.

win

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if we’re talking ancient rituals, i have to suggest the crystal ball

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I talked to chatgpt about it and it recommends the crystal ball too

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Jaiden I’ve been consulting the crystal ball since before I even played here and you know how that’s turned out for me

may have you seen my n0 scumread success rate
youre clearly just using some bad balls

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can you write a guide on what balls are good to use

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My balls are perfectly fine

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On second thought I’m rescinding my like from this GIF. Sorry

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No

I don’t like the way the head moves. Especially in comparison to the shoulders. It’s nauseating.

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Your likes per post stat will never recover from this

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usually i dont use a crystal ball, i prefer pure focus reading and i occasionally make use of herbs to heighten my abilities. if youre a beginner, i do suggest the crystal ball though.

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i’m pretty sure i’m miles ahead of everyone with that already, at least among people who actually play games rather than exclusively shitposting

also i got this the other day


which no one else has

so, speaking of balls

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okay but how is your clairvoyance

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You get .67 likes per post, I get .81. (Chloe gets 1.71.)

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“Why do you know this” Autism

i expected to lose to chloe because she doesn’t really play which is why i gave that disclaimer

but eh maybe losing to you was predictable given your shitposting levels are off the charts

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