I had almost sex with collar person that’s pretty damn embarrassing. Cringe!
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I told you about throwing up on my friend’s floor after 10 shots and losing dozens and dozens of consecutive games of Smash to Nagito Komaeda
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Like you’ve got lots of embarrassment. Once I played a Splatoon draft tournament and this otherwise polite person on VC hit me with “can the tetras stop fucking dying please” they never referred to snybody else by weapon before that only by name
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I came into research group meeting completey unpreared and gave a dogshit presentation on Wednesday
I was in a public speaking class
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i’m so sorry
[this was like 2 days ago nya]
I was at a traffic light, 2nd in line… then the car in front of me puts their hazard lights on, and disengages their break and starts slowly rolling backwards (the ground was slightly tilted). I reversed some and beeped a lot to try to get them to stop, but since I didn’t want to hit the person behind me (who I think made some room but it was hard to tell how much room I had), I eventually had to stop moving.
So then they eventually ‘hit’ me, though it was more of a bump and fortunately didn’t leave any visible dent on my car… and then as I’m about to figure out the non-emergency police line to call (since I now have a car stuck in front of me that is preventing me from moving) they pull forward again like nothing happened, and then the light turns and they drive off without reporting this or even talking 
(to be fair I also didn’t get out of my car and wouldn’t want to have dealt with reporting this considering there was no damage)
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I had almost sex or I almost had sex
First one
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moral of the story: You can in fact get front-ended at a traffic light!
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Once like a year or two ago I was really fucking tired and Atlas did something mildly helpful and I almost said “thank you I love you” but I didn’t cause I thought before hitting enter
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when i was a dumb high school underclassman i said “martha adams” for a tossup on “abigail adams”
don’t ask why this novice set had a tossup on abigail adams. it wasn’t very good
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just add chat in between you I and it works
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I forgot the capital of South Korea in a middle school trivia competition in 8th grade. My entire group did
like two years ago a tossup had a clue mentioning “instances of this activity among british sports fans” and ~two sentences later i buzzed with cannibalism
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I gave a confidently incorrect answer about NMR in lab on Monday, said the alcohol proton was farthest shifted when it’s actually the carbon adjacent to the alcohol
the answer was violence so arguably i wasn’t too far off
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nyaaaaaaaaa IIRC I mixed up east and west once in my middle school’s geography bee
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this is despite advancing to the state level in 6th and I think also 8th grade thbthtbthbhtbtht
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