I literally can’t sleep for like thirty minutes
well why did you say any minute now you walnut
Would you rather be called Nietzschen, or…?
I was using a form of exaggeration
why don’t you just beat me to death with a stick
I think it’s the same kind of what’s up
that also seems like a reasonable response (probably better than mine, which tends to be along the lines of “I’m good, you?” or some other sort of greeting)
I would think about what other people say in response to it, except I don’t actually say “what’s up” so I don’t have much experience on that
You could try saying it just to see responses…
you could also hit people on the head with a shovel for even more unique ones
NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I should thtbhbthbhtbhtb
also might be good practice with saying phrases I don’t usually say without feeling/sounding super awkward
(TODO: add “hit me” to real-life talking)
not a good idea. you might say it to a particularly tough guy
Flushed
explain to me whats flushed about that, May.
You can just say fkushed
it’s very flushed
no explanation needed
How awfully nihilistic of you. Precisely as Friedrich Wilheim would’ve intended.
i can also knock over my closet and spill my clothes onto the floor
but why would i do that
Sounds like fun
