💬 Best/Worst Forum Mafia Quotes - No self-quoting or you're super cringe!!!

[Magnus]

You don’t have to be cruel in order to be evil…

[Atlas]

@Chomps

nya “P-Please sacrifice humanity for me and ill k-kiss you with my tentacly mouth, baka.” purr

[orangeandblack5]

what the fuck did I just walk in on

[orangeandblack5]

you know what?

no

[orangeandblack5]

banned

all of you are banned

go to bed

[Jonathan_Sims]

@orangeandblack5

what the fuck did I just walk in on

@orangeandblack5

you know what?

no

@orangeandblack5

banned

all of you are banned

go to bed

[Marshal]

@lilith

@tutuu

Im not breaking the deal im just saying

Fmpov ishmael is lock godfather. Lowkey mechanically)

anyways THERE WAS NO DEAL NO ONE WAS MAKING YOU DO ANY OF THAT!!! you just bottomed your way into losing a game of mafia

fuck it. We bringing back best quotes, this was electric

[Marluna]

@tutuu

@tutuu

silly read but this “wow” sounds believable to me hahah

like this post just sounds legit to me. marluna read the OP and was surprised and perhaps slightly unhappy about this and posted about it. would be different if wolf (and she was genuine) (obviously you lie as wolf i know). im trying to explain. idk if what im doing has a lot of sense

i think … i think wolf marluna and wolves in general dont think to write this post. like they’re … a bit more defensive in stances, in what they say

god communicating is so hard. i wanna convey a thought but putting it in words is so difficult. i hate how difficult it is

i let this thought marinate and i feel better about it. this post is basically like marluna is like a customer shopping at a supermarket and she’s turning her nose up at the selection of bread. she doesn’t like them, she’s used to another selection. for her, this is a decrease in quality of bread. its genuine. to me. i think, its genuine. people dont think to lie about this. and the lie … is …

GAH THIS SOUNDED SO MUCH BETTER IN MY HEAD I SWEAR I FEEL LIKE THIS IS SO MUCH BIGGER BUT I CANT EXPLAIN IT

ok listen. so basically like this. “if marluna is mafia, she knows that she would stand out on this. “why do you want example rolecards marluna? are you mafia?””. is something she would know would be coming her way

she is unphased

ok this is actually a different reason now. ill roll with it

“too wolfy to be a wolf” would be a very reductive way of explaining what im trying to explain

basically, marluna cares about example rolecards in the OP because it’s important for her to follow a standard. she is representing being unphased at the possibility of standing out and acting like an obvious wolf who wants those example rolecards to fake claim. and that self-representation looks believable to me. i believe her tone / content / demeanor around that post

i think this explanation sounds much better. okay im happy now

backstory: I had really little presence in game. (I was in extreme pain → extremely busy → extremley ill in this order. The only reason I wasn’t replaced, cuz hosts didn’t find any backup.) I was literally moments away just doesn’t caring about the game anyome and vanishing into MIA, but then I saw this post, based on a literal sidenote I made earlier and I decided, that he doesn’t deserve to lose because of my inactivity. (we were both town, so his read in this was an uninformed correct read, btw.) And in my opinion we didn’t lost that game because of me.
SO thanks @tutuu again to keep at least my spirit for the game.

[tutuu]

[Litten]

https://www.fortressoflies.com/t/litten-hate-anonymous/10997/138?u=litten

https://www.fortressoflies.com/t/litten-hate-anonymous/10997/140?u=litten

[Litten]

Wait that didn’t work

[Litten]

@Litten

who even are you

@Marshal

somebody who has recieved 137 emails

[benguinedparbecue]

well yeah it’s anonymous

[May]

@Zugzwang

@Zugzwang

gonna claim my role now thbthtbthbthtbthb

my flavor is Atlas
I have a character (Milomir Maras) from the EIMM game, and essentially play as that character
my character is a vampire hunter

if someone takes my role abilities, they’ll get a new character
assuming that’s because (as you can see below) if they backed up my role after N3 they would instantly get the vampire’s rolecards

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as for my character:

at the start of each night, I get info about the vampires currently alive
as the game progresses I get more and more info

SON1+, I learn the number of living vampires (has been 1 both nights)
SON2+, I learn the flavors of living vampires (their flavor is crich)
SON3+, I get the rolecards of all living vampires
no extra info past that

each night, I can pick N players (where N is the night number) who, if vampires, will die to a single ITA shot the next day
n1 I picked Amelia since they were the cw ()
last night I picked Italy and Creature

I know that vampires start knowing I’m hunting them, but they don’t know my abilities or what I know

…

@Zugzwang

/ITA HeroShotter9000 @FAMHost

@Zugzwang

im town I was forfcdd to do that by vampires

[Atlas]

FAM5 - Thread 2 - Day 2

Silviu is my real name and 200530 is the year and date I rocket launched a Polish chief police’s office.

[May]

@FAMHost

@neil_the_eel

lmaooo
/ITA wisdom @famhost

Direct hit! @Wisdom has died! Stand by for flip.

@Relm

wisdom is prob town rip

@Wazza

worlds longest flip last time it was like this it flipped maf I got faith

@soweli

wisdom is town (doomposting)

@FAMHost

Votecount

Votes	Wagon	Voters
4	Kelsier	Mistyx, Hazardwaste, HeroShotter9000, Leafia
3	Zugzwang	TheBlueElixir, spookycat27, Selkie
3	Wisdom	Gocj, Wazza, Cape90
3	Creature	Relm, Chloe, BradLand
2	LittleLee	Kelsier, Jane
1	Wazza	Daeron
1	ImaginaryNeon	ImaginaryNeon
1	Leafia	sulit
1	nutella	tepig19283
1	RetrogradeDusk	CarrotyReaper
1	neil_the_eel	lol
35	Not Voting	Magnus, Atlas, carbonated, Zugzwang, Kiiruma, Silviu200530, Marluna, childe, Luka, Jarek, thepigeonnyc, Italy, Ruby, Pqwerty, LittleLee, iamagummybear, Tasqar, RetrogradeDusk, Memekingpizza, Dz1, Wisdom, DramaMillMisc, neil_the_eel, Ephemera, Creature, benguinedparbecue, nutella, YoubutWorse, soweli, beancat, Kork, ExtremeWays, gori, Frostwolf103, pandora

Raw VC for the plugin

Kelsier (4): Mistyx, Hazardwaste, HeroShotter9000, Leafia
Zugzwang (3): TheBlueElixir, spookycat27, Selkie
Wisdom (3): Gocj, Wazza, Cape90
Creature (3): Relm, Chloe, BradLand
LittleLee (2): Kelsier, Jane
Wazza (1): Daeron
ImaginaryNeon (1): ImaginaryNeon
Leafia (1): sulit
nutella (1): tepig19283
RetrogradeDusk (1): CarrotyReaper
neil_the_eel (1): lol

Not Voting (35): Magnus, Atlas, carbonated, Zugzwang, Kiiruma, Silviu200530, Marluna, childe, Luka, Jarek, thepigeonnyc, Italy, Ruby, Pqwerty, LittleLee, iamagummybear, Tasqar, RetrogradeDusk, Memekingpizza, Dz1, Wisdom, DramaMillMisc, neil_the_eel, Ephemera, Creature, benguinedparbecue, nutella, YoubutWorse, soweli, beancat, Kork, ExtremeWays, gori, Frostwolf103, pandora

I’m a new bot, and I made this post. Please forgive any mistakes .
If you’re mean to me I WILL cry.

@Chloe

holy shit wisdom was a votecount

[May]

@soweli

I have a mechanical effect that makes me wolfside but not like a wolf PM

@YoubutWorse

i have a mechanical effect that makes me townside but not like a town pm

@FAMHost

@YoubutWorse was…

Fortress of Lies University Student ID
Hippopablompoyeetus The Former School of Wolfing (Mafia) Major: Shitposting School Year: Senior Type: Ground |||| | | |||| | | | | |||| |||| | | |||| | | || ||| ||	ID: 198415704

You win if no more threats to the Mafia exist or nothing can prevent that from happening.

Welcome to Fortress of Lies University, Hippopablompoyeetus!

You’re a laid back shitposter, a necessity to any well-rounded school. You’re a long-time student of Fortress of Lies University, and have long since held the crown as the supreme shitposter of the school, ever since your coup d’état of the Art History Undergraduate Student Association and subsequent re-focusing of the organization towards shitposting. But recently, a new face has joined the club, and you’re facing a bit of competition. Between that and some recent budget cuts to the Shitposting department, opportunities are limited, and that upstart is cutting into your plans.

Please familiarize yourself with your course schedule (see below). If you have any questions regarding your classes, clubs, or university life, please ask in your rolecard. And whatever you do, please don’t lose your Student ID: we are unable to manufacture replacements at this time. All students found without an ID will be expelled immediately.

Course Schedule

Extracurricular: Art History Undergraduate Student Association Shitposting Club
Passive
You know of the existence of lol, Shitposting Major, who has the same set of abilities you do. If you both take the same action from Art of Shitposting on a given Night, both of your actions that Night will be canceled. When one of you dies, only your student ID will be posted, not the rest of your role; your full role will be revealed once both of you are dead.

SHIT 2040: Art of Shitposting
Night Action | Cycling
Perform one of the following actions:

• Sick Burn: Kill target player.
• Pull Receipts: Learn target player’s alignment.

[Frostwolf103]

Shitposting and telling the truth, aint that a keeper.