Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

MODS, KILL HER

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This is the optimal way to live

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will never know the joy i feel when I enter a hotel

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Is it the same joy when you steal christmas presents from children? You monster

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it’s literally a meticulously designed room meant to make you feel comforted and welcome and make want you to stay longer. They did all the work for me, it’s perfect.

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ā€œMarshal is evil incarnate for liking hotelsā€ is a good take. It is a good take.

Do not let them call me controversial

Shhh… it’s okay, Jaiden, she’s not gonna hurt you. She’s not gonna turn your room into a hotel.

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i’m genuinely more excited most of the time on vacation to stay in the hotel than to go wherever i’m going. they are immaculate. you will like hotels or else

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you underestimate me

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Maybe this is because I have never not once been in a good hotel

you are abusing your power as a may >:(

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Teehee

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(not that I mind)

When I redecorated my room it honestly felt kind of hollow to me. The tidy shelves, everything placed perfectly, it felt sterile. I require madness and evil and long forgotten creatures living in my vhs tapes

i’ve been in plenty of terrible hotels. but the rooms themselves are almost always goated. the layout, the amenities, the space, it’s like a mini fresh start every day.

My. Friend? From middle school. It was ambiguous. You know how it is. Had this room with a low slanted ceiling absolutely covered in pictures and paintings and there were so many plants & it was the most gay & cozy room ever and I loved it so much but it could not Ever be me

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I suppose its what I’m used to. every room of my house is controlled chaos. always has been. There are approximately 12 large pumpkin objects, 15 small pumpkin objects, and 4 objects that display pumpkins on them. And that is just the pumpkins. In my living room.

It’s a very tidy room. WIth pockets of insanity like this

It just feels inauthentic for me to have like. Cute clutter and stuff. It feels like I’m playing to a camera. Because I don’t get sentimental about objects. But I love the idea of having all that stuff around. Jaiden can you bring over all your pumpkins

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Yeah that’s how I felt. My living room gets away with it because my mom put them everywhere and she isn’t meticulous like me, so it leaves little rounding errors everywhere. makes it feel real. However if I tried to give you any of these my mom would hunt me down and kill me. You can have all my talismans htough

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