Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

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#14387

I hate clutter but I also like things decorated

#14388

stripping down all the decorations from my room that i’m gonna take along was so depressing. my room isn’t the same without the incel music posters and that one picture of the wave for some reason

#14389

I am constantally in a quantum state between supreme minimalism and controlled chaos. I don’t like having things. But also sometimes I attempt to make a mini fake-crt that can play something-core aesthetics to put on my shelf next to my assorted talismans and the also planned “hollowed out gamecube to put things in”

#14390

Our living space has three different shades of beige in it and my mom did not ever notice it in like fifteen years until I pointed it out to her

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#14391

beige is a scourge upon living spaces everywhere

#14392

My mom bought fuckin Purple dining chairs without consulting anyone else in the house about it and they don’t go with anything at all & she would have me help out with her company’s shit under the promise that if it was a financial success then we could purchase new dining chairs

#14393

I would like to call beige a supreme evil but one of my favorite jumpers is beige so I feel like I must betray you I’m sorry

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#14394

Sorry. Boysenberry dining chairs

#14395

One shade of beige is fine. Three different shades of beige? On the walls? Three different beige wall colours? That you can see all at once? Hell

#14396

Darker Brown can be evil though. My parents tried to get a brown cloth to put on the brown table. it was CLEARLY needing a burgundy. I was immediately set aflame by the mere thought of it. I now have to replace the fire extinguisher

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#14397

Okay true. How does one end up with 3 different beige walls in view of each other

#14398

How does one not notice this fact for FIFTEEN YEARS

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#14399

Maybe uh. uh windows? Lighting? What if it was just optimal lighting so all the walls would be the same when the sun is out? Did you consider that?

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#14400

my walls are a yellowish beige and my overhead lightbulb has a yellowish tint so every time i’m in my room and i don’t have natural light it’s so yellow i feel like i have the mexico filter on

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#14401

“Your parents are actually a realm beyond you” is the take I have ended up in here. oh no

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#14402

My mom almost went to school for art

#14403

I make my parents consult me on all design decisions now

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#14404

I am imagining a may with a very very large blueprint in hand going “hmm. yes. just as to my specifications. perfect”. possibly with hardhat on. cannot confirm that last part though

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#14405

may are you osha compliant

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#14406

ok on the topic of design decisions can I give a terrible secret:

my like dream dream room when i’m older is an item-by-item recreation of a hotel. i love hotels soooooooo much. I wanna clean it every day so it’s always like a fresh hotel. the little TV, the nightstand with those lamps, that desk, the little generic wall art. it’s my dream room. i am always so excited to go to hotels

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