Yeah but he still died
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the undead cant die
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“For our sake he was crucified under Pontius Pilate, he suffered, died, and was buried.” Right there in the Nicene Creed, Jaiden.
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What the hell is an icy pole
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yeah and that was written by a regular dude
they had no reason to suspect that the only way to kill jesus was a nail through the heart
but hes still injured and weak, so of course he rests for 3 days to regain his health
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[vague mumbling] … your mother … [muffled] … icy pole …
if it beces unmanageable you can always escape him by going across a river
he can’t go in running water
today in fol: we come up with a method to kill jesus christ for good
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YES HE CAN THAT WAS ANOTHER PLOT POINT
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we make jokes about jesus christ being a vampire and we still can’t decide if they’re weak to running water
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What you would call a popsicle, I think?
you guys are like 2 steps from recreating the plot of vampire: the masquerade by the way
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Oh. Yeah. That makes sense. I think I’ve heard the term before, actually.
Anyway I don’t need to kill Jesus Christ I have a little barrier shield of gay thoughts which I keep around me at all time that repel him like a cross to a vampire. Whatever
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in a way jesus is kind of a super vampire
he can make holy water, can turn water into his blood (the books claim its wine and this is a metaphor but they are lying)
is the one who was on the cross in the first place
he is immune to all vampire killing techniques except a stake through the heart
i need to go outside more
Whether it’s literal or not is controversial.
what if jesus’ blood just tastes really good
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[Not a blanket statement that Christanity is inherently homophobic just a raised Catholic joke]
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Blood doesn’t taste that good, Jaiden.