Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

yeah but its holy blood
and vampire blood

Not that I’d even know what the so-called blood tastes like. I didn’t want to drink the wine as a kid and it’s required during your First Communion so I just snuck into the line of people who had already had it and got away with it.

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i am posting here constantly and you have 5x the posts I have may what the hell

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don’t read up on vampire: the masquerade lore

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It’s still mortal blood. Jesus Christ was all man, all god.

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no vampires are immortal

Yeah and Jesus died. So he’s not a vampire. Just use the gay thoughts method like the rest of us

dont worry i dont read

can you prove jesus truly died

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Yes. I was there.
Trust me.

Can you prove uhhhhhhh ummmum

Yeahg what Magnus said

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okay so heres my issue
does god respect my gender identity
i dont know if from my perspective he would hate me being straight or gay more

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humans cant live 2000 years, magnus is also a vampire

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I dunno actually I don’t have scripture to cite for that one

Yea but that’s not relevant right now

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Your mother’s so icy they had to hang her with a pole

jake respectfully what the fuck does this mean

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Leviticus 12:4

There are other claims to immortality, you can’t prove that.

John 1:14

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