Cookie Thread Act 2: Silksong

@May what are your thoughts on max scherzer not even lasting three innings but making the world series anyway

I have heterochromia, not blue-brown like Scherzer, more subtle, and I also have one nearsighted eye and one farsighted, and I’ve always mentally associated the two in my head. So every time I see someone with such differently-coloured eyes I go “damn how nearsighted is that eye” despite the fact that Max Scherzer obviously does not have bad vision. Anyway I don’t have any thoughts

i’m happy the astros ate shit but also realizing i don’t really like the rangers outside of them not being the astros

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@May

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What the fuck it’s Toxicwaste

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Fuck you

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what the fuck it’s phillies fans on october 24, 2023

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WOAH. This guy’s toxic

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isnt he

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nah he’s been here the whole time

Oh, of course you become exempt from the rules after a while.
(This is not true.)

oh geez if a mod says thats the case then…

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(This is not true.)

Actually, no. It might be true, but “a while” is classified as “a hundred years”.
So enjoy.

… fuck

henry kissinger’s reaction to this information

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hold up
let him cook

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Villain arch Hazard

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He has a very evil doorway.

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