Cookie Thread Act 2: Silksong

may you definitely have a geoguessr brain. just the way you process information

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unlike your way of processing information which is entering from one ear and leaving through the other

Holy shit… cowboys beat the eagles. Fuckkk yes. Now the only thing my dad has to be dissappointed about is me !!!

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when you came out did he say ā€œI have no son anymoreā€¦ā€

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no. I got the ā€œi love you no matter what… you will always be my sonā€ line which is the weirdest and wildest world we live in

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oh. optimistic outlook is that he wasn’t used to the change and meant it in a good way. pessimistic outlook is that it was a backhanded comment. does he accept you as a girl now?

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hah… hahahahahahaha

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oh, i’m sorry :frowning:

hug :heart:

he’s spent most of his life in oklahoma/texas what do u think tutuu. its ok. we win some we lose some. I get to choose a lot of things in life… how my dad thinks of me is not one of them so why should I care. I care more about how to get MONEY and BITCHES. cuz that’s what life is really about

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real

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god damn i love women…

'specially when they only be independant and pronouns

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Which gender

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bitch is genderless… becauser katze is bitch and katze gender is schrodinger’s katze… it can be used for all. we are all bitches

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hehehe that’s sweet of you. hug :blush: :heart:

steve harvey shakes head

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not beating the british allegations today are we

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I couldnt find a gif version of this scene I had to go and fucking make it. I was lazy and used imgflip but its a travesty that there wasnt a gif of this

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No notches

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God damnit autocorrect

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