Cookie Thread Act 2: Silksong

or i could watch the really awful diary of a wimpy kid reboot

would

i regret asking

There were a bunch of leaks for the upcoming Splatoon DLC that all the Upstanding Datiners were taking a Principled Stand about. Major spoilers and all that.

Thing is, there’s also a bunch of fake leaks, because Splatoon players love lying, and the solution the Upstanding Dataminers seem to have come up with is to provide zero clarification as to what is real and what is fake. Not deconfirming fake leaks means it’s harder to get spoiled by real ones. One of them just Deleted a tweet clarifying some reddit leaks were fake

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Solution to spoilers: Just let the equivalent of the SplatoonNorthAmericr Twitter account (which impersonates the official one and posts a mixture of real and fake announcements to keep everyone on their toes) run free

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this is unironically the best way to regulate leaks

Everyone is already lying about information you can find very publicly on the official Nintendo Twitter account! And people are fooled by it every day!


apparently the average lifespan of pet cats is TWICE what it was ~40 years ago

I love living in 2023

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if the grinch leak taught us anything it’s that you have to make a fake leak that’s so high effort and so what everyone wanted that people assume it’s real and if the truth ever gets leaked no one believes it

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Creme Puff Creme Puff

eat them up eat them up eat them up eat them up

canker sores so fucked up man what the hell

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god bless modern medicine

GRINCH LEAK WAS NOT HIGH EFFORT I DID NOT BELIEVE THAT SHIT FOR A DAY

Gargle with salt water

What is grinch leak

It rolls of the tongue dopely

have been

I REMEMBER EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT THAT AND ACTING LIKE IT WAS REAL AND I WAS NEVER CONVINCED
AND LOOK AT ME NOW
RIGHT AGAIN

a leak for super smash bros ultimate that was widely believed for a short period of time but was false

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Mandela effect

the grinch leak was real its just you can only unlock the grinch if you have access to the Seal of St. Egregore of the Internet