Rizzed Ohio is so delicious
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pigeon
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I’m so sorry
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pigeon the accident wasn’t your fault
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tutuu has never heard of inspect element
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fucking hackers
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i bet it was either katze or arctic who found out about the presence abuse
because of one of you two we no longer see presence in cookie thread
i hope you are proud of your accomplishments.
i mean
technically no but i always knew it was possible
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they got like every goal in the first half (in which we got… 2 goals? i think?)
and then I utterly fucking steamrolled them in the second half (in which they only got 1 goal)
ok so airport update basically I fell asleep at the gate and woke up and on cue it was literally like “last call for Marshal Lastname to board” so I was like oh shit I’m the douchebag who’s been holding up the flight meowch. So I went there and scanned the thing and got in my seat. And then I realized I lost my headphones when napping and I was really upset because fuck dude I needed those. Then I fell asleep and woke up 10 minutes ago. I had a dream I was listening to Peace and Love by Fountains of Wayne. But I was awake and it was still playing. I touch my head and boom my headphones are just there. I guess I never lost them? I’m honestly just not sure. I don’t know how I managed to get music playing either. Regardless I am now in Utah let’s fucking go
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WHY ARE YOU IN UTAH
marshal is coming to see me 
(real)
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(layover)
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omggg
oh lol
I had many layovers in Utah. I think it’s my 3rd most visited state in 2023.
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I have had zero layovers in utah
Utah Wrapped
You visited Utah 5 times this year
Top 5 Locations:
Salt Lake City Airport Panda Express
Salt Lake City Airport Panera Bread
Salt Lake City Airport Bathrooms
Salt Lake City Airport Starbucks
Salt Lake City Airport Runway
You visited Utah the most in July
You were in the top 0.5% of Utah visitors this year! Way to go!
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