Me when I do lose at mafia
oh they didnât do anything to contrary specifically. itâs what they didnât do to contrary thatâs the problem (account for it when they made stellar tera blast lower attack and special attack)
They made up a new slur
They tried and we didnât!
Unbelievable how much weâre falling behind here
I thought âFolersâ was our contribution.
Oh right goddamnit
Once I was talking to mafia people and I mentioned I play on FoL and they were like âoh you wouldâ. And it felt like they called me a slur
are you going to say it in the cookie thread
ONE TIME
who were you talking to
My friend Poy dragged me into an EiMM game
oh i was hoping it was someone i knew better
I forget who exactly it was it was in a postgame group DM with ever-rotating cast of members
It wasnât Poy who said it it was some other person
Recently, I realized I still had a question in my head from childhood. âWhy is nacho cheese at a restaurant all liquid?â I vaguely assumed it had something to do with keeping it warm enough, but the more I thought about it the less sense that made. So I started a learning journey, and found things both wild and dark in the history of nacho cheese.
First, the answer is sodium citrate. This is the salt equivalent of citric acid, you can make it by mixing citric acid and baking soda, but itâs also very cheap to buy on its own. I paid $6 for 8oz, which will last me for months of nachos, if not more. A simple recipe is 100 : 100 : 7 of cheese, milk, and sodium citrate. The SC binds with the calcium in the cheese, preventing it from thickening.
Amusingly, the chemical name for Sodium Citrate is NaâCâHâ Oâ. Literally NACHO. But is that a coincidence, or was the snack named by a clever chemist? Turns out, itâs totally coincidental. Nachos were invented by Ignacio Anaya, a maitreâd from Mexico who came up with them on the spot to cover for a missing chef in 1940. âNachoâ is a nickname for Ignacio, and the restaurant started offering âNachoâs Especialâ.
Well thatâs neat, but wait. Ignacio melted cheese on tortilla chips, but he didnât invent liquid cheese. That came about 50 years later, thanks to a man who⌠doesnât have a wikipedia page. Perhaps this wasnât a notable enough invention to warrant an entry? But I found his name, Frank Liberto, so I went to see what I could find.
After inventing âpumpableââ cheese, Frank Liberto organized and paid for the assassination of Dr. Martin Luther King. Yikes. Thatâs all. I just think itâs super weird, and I wasnât expecting such a dark turn. Iâm glad I know how to make nacho cheese, Iâm glad Ignacio was quick on his feet, and fuck that other guy.
my sleep deprived ass read this and was thinking âhow the fuck did you get an Sâ before looking at the rest of the line
collegiate mfs: wow college is really hard⌠my courses are so tough and iâm expected to learn so much
being a business major at a large state school with an 85% acceptance rate: