Cookie Thread Act 2: Silksong

Why do men explain common knowledge that everyone knows and just expect the rest of us to have been living under a rock???

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MARISSA

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sometimes i worry that i’m a mansplainer and then i remind myself that i’m just autistic

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And here I am going to an engineering school and not even majoring in engineering

Yeah no offense but you should absolutely instantly renounce yourself from society

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what? God forbid a woman have hobbies

i will never understand you guys and cs majors. i just found the gay ones and they were chill. mostly.

Calm down my mom’s one of YOUR people now she went to business school afterward

My dad is a CS major who went to business school after but he’s still a CS major at heart. He still can’t hold a 5 minute conversation with literally anybody. He is still up until 4am on Reddit or whatever. Once a CS major always a CS major

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tfw my name isnt even amelia

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everyone is normal. i was told thered be weirdos here. where the fuck are my weirdos

See my dad’s in CS now and he’s definitely a CS guy

My mom majored in social work. What a nice and pleasant major. But now she works in software management like a TRAITOR.

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My dad works in UNEMPLOYED for a few years, so in a way he has become a business major

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my mom is a nurse she went to college for nursing. i attended her graduation. it was my first time being allowed chewing gum since i swallowed it one time so i remembered and chewed a single piece of chewing gum for like 4 hours. i was told after i could’ve just swallowed

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You know I’ve been too Based today so instead of making a hilarious comment about this out of context quote, I am instead going to post a cat gif

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i am oblivious to all innuendo

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dr house from house md just said the words Prep The Nun. funniest shit ive ever seen

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posting the video

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