Cookie Thread Act 2: Silksong

If you think about it, what is the earth made of?

gen 4 ubers in particular was unhinged because kyogre was somehow even better than it was in gen 3 and there was no team preview. so literally anything that was water immune was a useful surprise option in gen 4 ubers to beat kyogre. even if it sucked ass in every other conceivable way

this includes the obvious suspects like quagsire, who will always find a way to be better in ubers than it is in any other tier. but it also includes shedinja. it includes fucking parasect

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Quagsire is the funniest PokƩmon

i’m a little sad that clodsire upstaged it but it’s a funny pokemon in its own right. it was the glue holding ou together against broken threats while they hadn’t been banned yet for so long

Atoms and molecules…

too small think bigger

Particles…

think bigger

Bigger oarticles…

this bit is funnier than the bir I had planned

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think even bigger

i love pokemon that have a bigger niche in ubers than in any other tier. in gen 1 ubers ditto has. a niche that makes it ever so slightly useful and that is the most useful it would be in any tier until it got impostor in gen 5

Rocks ad stones.

it’s not a very good niche. it’s the lowest ranked pokemon on the ubers vr and it’s in a tier of its own. but it’s on the ubers vr

Every time May says this I’ll postpone playing it for a month

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God the author is such a character

THR AUTHOR IS TOYING EITH US AGAIN IT MAKES ME RAGE

ā€œ Personally, I didn’t see how anything was resolved, but I was at a bit of a loss as to how I could change that.ā€ god what a mood for this story

God the funniest fact is that the main character becomes a megalomanic every now and then