Cookie Thread Act 2: Silksong

to great suffering on my part

I know what fucking stickers are

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i am here exclusively to vent about stickers nonstop

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Italy you have a lot in common with my dog on this subject

i don’t walk around barefoot because people are weird

As an Australian, why are you so weak?

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total seething hatred?

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you lost a war to a flightless bird

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Citing their guerilla tactics as too effective

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Chat I gotta wake up in six hours

But I’m sooo bored I don’t wanna go to sleep bored

i go outside barefoot when i’m too lazy to put socks on because i usually stick to the sidewalk

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That’s a testament to how fierce our wildlife is. Would you like to give it a shot?

This will be the third 7AM awakening in a row it’s gonna be bad

I would fucking die

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there’s a lot of australian wildlife i’m afraid of but emus are not one of them

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For a moment processed this as going out in Just Socks

I have dry skin normally but underfoot is something else

no have you ever walked on concrete in socks it’s awful
and also burns through socks like dry wood

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Literally walking on dirt road barefoot is the optimal experience. Too bad LEAD GRAVEL took that away from me