Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

Growing up I was like occasionally informed a guy had a crush on me but I was obvdyke and also generally unapproachable so nobody ever told me about it themselves. Probably optimal. I did a double take in the first few weeks of college cause a random guy asked me out and I was like ??? oh right these people haven’t known I’m gay since we were in third grade

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i don’t think anyone’s ever had a crush on me actually

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if they did they were very good at hiding it

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haha yeah me either

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so uh

what are you doing after class

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And then there’s like three intensely homosexual friendships with girls who later came out as gay or bisexual which we never discussed ever. You’ve gotta have some of those.

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i got my nose broke for Valentine’s Day

I ran into a door

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aren’t you like significantly older than me

I also broken my glasses :pensive:

I can’t :nerd_face: anymore

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uhhh

tbh i dont know how old you are but also let me make stupid jokes in peace :pensive:

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i asked someone out on national girlfriend day

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katze is 60

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I think they should make the day my high school girlfriend and I broke up an international holiday of joyous celebration

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It’s coming up!!! It’s in May!!!

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it’s in WHAT

(/t)

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I disagree.

Women I find attractive are the opposite of this.

I’m just nervous to talk to them because I don’t want to be rude xo

To be clear I’m not slandering my high school girlfriend as a person she was fine she just would not admit she was gay to literally anybody except me. And sometimes not even to me? Despite, like, DATING ME? She was the one who asked me out? And you would not believe how exhausting that gets after a while. I don’t know why I did that for so long

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It was understandable it was homophobic parents fear but. I can’t do that. I can’t do that for over a year. I cannot

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