Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

[ElizaThePsycho (Willow)]

@tutuu

two girls fighting for who gets to have me for prom

the hell

@tutuu

same girl forcibly pulling me in to smell my cologne

the fuck

@May

Growing up I was like occasionally informed a guy had a crush on me but I was obvdyke and also generally unapproachable so nobody ever told me about it themselves. Probably optimal. I did a double take in the first few weeks of college cause a random guy asked me out and I was like ??? oh right these people haven’t known I’m gay since we were in third grade

LMAO

[ElizaThePsycho (Willow)]

omg same

[ElizaThePsycho (Willow)]

that’s a lie it happened in 6th grade
but we were in 6th grade
so

[benguinedparbecue]

to be fair i am a walking talking nerd emoji

[ElizaThePsycho (Willow)]

[benguinedparbecue]

yeah pretty much

[benguinedparbecue]

i also don’t really leave my room outside of classes and mealtime. this might not be a good habit

[ElizaThePsycho (Willow)]

wtf dubu is a cop now

[ElizaThePsycho (Willow)]

probably not smart

[tutuu]

this is how i imagine @katze

[benguinedparbecue]

yeah i’m like that sometimes

[katze]

acab? even him?

[Zugzwang]

ngl nearly everyone i know irl does not know i’m gay

this is in large part because it just doesn’t come up thtbhtbhtbthbt
also i need to fix this because i’m not, like, obviously gay so if I don’t tell people they won’t know

[katze]

refresh the page and look at this post again

[ElizaThePsycho (Willow)]

you’re gay?

[Brakuren]

wait katze is that real or a joke

[tutuu]

LOL did you ban me for a second?

[katze]

they’re on fol it was a safe bet

[Zugzwang]

idk if this is sarcasm but yeah

[katze]

no i just put that there because i got bullied and cried a little…