Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

Yeah, yeah, the bug flour, we’ve all seen it

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ITS NOT THAT
I LOOK AT THE FLOOR
GO
WOW THIS NEEDS TO BE CLEAN
I THEN PROFEED TOW ORK ON IT FOR THIRTY MINITES AND BQRELY WNYTJING IS DOME

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Bug rice was my childhood ant food experience

I saw a very large bug in the flour once. Tossed it outside and then sifted all the flour I was using like twice

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I need whatever yall are having

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I did this with my pocketkife and ordered a new one after a week then found it the day it arrived

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Floor doesn’t need to be clean. You are more important than floor. If you do not sleep you will clean floor (and do all other tasks) at 50% effectiveness anyway so it saves time

with your pocketknife

it’s occurring to me that i don’t have the lived experience of being a woman in society

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it’s pure natural highness

HUMANITY’S DESIRE FOR CLEANINESS IS GOOD

SLOTH IS ONE OF HUMANITIES DEADLY SINS

ONLY BY STRAYING FOR IT DO WE BECOME MORE ENLIGHTENED

Flour doesn’t need to be clean. You are more important than flour.

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Flour is more important than all of us.

you’re on the right site to fix that!

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REAL

I got into so much trouble when I was a kid because I read in a book that flour and water makes paste so I took flour and water and mixed it into my sandcastles in order to make them more structurally strong. Which my mom was not happy about as it was a waste of flour. Really that sent the message that flour was more important than me

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May trying not to make up stores (impossible)

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This is not a very out-there story

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Have you heard the one about the frogs

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You aren’t denying my accusation LMAO

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