I’ve told this one before
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May, sponsored by TodaysStory
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ngl if you immediately assume someone else’s story is made up you’re outing yourself as not having a very interesting life
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As a kid I’d catch frogs in a bucket for entertainment. Typical normal child behaviour. Everybody does this. One day in the spring I was catching peepers (small frogs) in a bucket as usual. Now I was a very thoughtful child so I wanted to build a house for these frogs. So I put on top of them a pile of sand
Want to hear the story about how I got suspended from school for 2 weeks
I dug them up the next day, to see how they were doing, and learned. They were all dried out. Like freeze-dried fruit
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And very dead
I used to squish frogs, because when you applied pressure to the real small ones, their eyes would pop out.
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Oh
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My parents had to send legal threats to my high school once
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what
Lol, people took that one seriously.
I struggle with hurting anything
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why
it’s a perfectly normal cover for the essay “A Modest Proposal” by Johnathan Swift, I don’t know what’s so confusing
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i literally just explained how assuming stories are false by default is a bad mindset
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It sounded so matter of fact 
Thank god lol
May I’ve heard this story before, I want a new one before I go to bed
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Disabled
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