Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

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#21113

Yea sounds like an average day

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#21114

And, I mean, I did it, but htat wasn’t relevant

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#21115

They had no proof

#21116

i think the most exciting thing to happen in my hs was the time someone wrote a fanfiction in which the entire baseball team and at least one teacher were attracted to them

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#21117

earlier this year some homophobic rapist (no I am not joking) was running for student government
he created a bunch of pins that said “LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR ASHTON IS THERE”

anyways so one of my friends changed these pins to say “FUCK ASHTON”
and the school punished him
which is probably reasonable except in the fact the punishment was really harsh

anyways the guy didn’t win the election (shocker!)

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#21118

My mother for some reason gave me a giant ass knife to cut a pie that I was bringing in for an end of year celebration. So my dumbass was threatening people with the knife and I got suspended for A WHOLE WEEK. I DIDNT EVEN GET TO GO TO FIELD DAY.

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#21119

Damn you were introduced to mafia real early

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#21120

I had a normal school life. It was my church life that was weird.

When I was 8, the preacher’s son took me outside and put me in a headlock. We’re standing in the parking lot and he pulled out his pocket knife and put it to my throat. He said to my brother who was with me “If you dont go find my toy you stole from me, I will kill him”

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#21121

they got suspended for a day for their own safety because i think the entire baseball team wanted their head

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#21122

okay phrasing

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#21123

you know what i meant

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#21124

this is the same friend who
he, specifically, got told off for swearing
when like five other people were there saying fuck

#21125

Holy shit wtf
Did you die

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#21126

sadly yes…

#21127

I hacked a girl’s Instagram account cause her password was just her first name and watched it in silence for weeks. And then one day I randomly messaged a guy as her, confessing a crush on him. And like what the fuck are you gonna do, say “I didn’t send that, my account was hacked”, do you think anybody is ever gonna believe you? They’re never gonna believe you. That’s the lamest excuse of all time.

Anyway the two of them later started dating

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#21128

LMAO

#21129

Funniest shit I’ve ever done by a mile

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#21130

one time my older brother was denied an excused absence from some required afterschool thing for an orthodontist appointment because the teacher said she doesn’t give excused absences for “cosmetics”

and then my dad wrote an extremely polite and extremely detailed description of the long term health benefits of getting his teeth straightened, and she sent back some generic response like “thanks for reaching out” or something and just didn’t respond further

i like to imagine that silence was an implied “oh my god what a fucking nerd fine your kid can go so i don’t have to read all that shit”

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#21131

Yeah, I’ve been a vengeful ghost ever since.

In reality my brother was smart, he told he’d go get the toy, and instead he ran inside and screamed for help. Then I was standing there with a knife to my throat, and I saw this massive group start running outside led by my grandma. The kid put his knife away after that

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#21132

this is SHOCKINGLY the second worst thing that’s happened to me in school
other than like. other students betraying me