okay what’s the bit
Bed time story! Bed time story!
that’s normal*, my parents did that (ish) when I was in middle school
* [citation needed]
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what did the high school do
my parents almost did that once
I’ve also heard this one before!!!
My high school principle had a DUI so all the students would bring his mugshot on posters and bring them to the football games
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I think it’s just common to have abuses of rights
They said I wasn’t disabled enough to use the elevator depsite hte fact that I had multiple doctors’ notes saying yes I need to use the elevator I have severe joint pain. So you tell them you will get a lawyer involved and then all of the sudden everything is better :)
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storytime one sec
There was a dude who turned down my sister in middle school, she sent in a threat to the cops that the boy said he was going to shoot up the school.
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humor is derived from the fact that the cover appears to depict a marriage proposal, implying that the essay is a romance novel or something along those lines, when in fact the essay “A Modest Proposal” is about cannibalism
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w-why
oh right i forgot that real proposals exist
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A similar thing happened to me ngl
ego?
idk my sister is crazy
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Skill issue honestly
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Damn you guys don’t have normal school lives that’s kinda fucked up
My school only had boring experiences of kids bringing a knife to a school and attacking another kid with it
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In second grade my parents pulled me from school for a day because someone’d ripped a photo a kid brought in as a decoration. And they pulled us all from recess, made us write essays on who we thought did it. They pulled me out for questioning for like fifteen minutes straight because I went to the bathroom a lot and the photo was hung up in the bathroom. They told me they’d questioned everybody, but I asked my friends and they hadn’t been. I cried the entire time and denied it and told my parents and they were like “what the fuck” and pulled me
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Oh I did that in Elementary school
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