Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

it’s most useful to disable SWAT shields for a limited time

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Not that I know of but I cannot stress how out of the loop I was

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the bathroom get set on fire once and of course like the very thorough and safe school they are i didn’t find out for hours later

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I was really poor in the 7th grade, and I went to an absolute dump of a middle school. I remember looking it up later, and it was bottom 15 in the state of FL.

We had a new teacher quit like a month in. We had subs for the entire year.

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one of my classes was right by that bathroom and oh egads the smell

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no but /srs
when I left the church I cut off every person in my “ward” (read: church neighborhood) because I knew at least half of them would show up at my house every Sunday when I left and being all like “WE LOVE YOU” (but in the paternalism kind of way) and all of the young men would show up and do the same thing at a slightly different time

and then the young men showed up anyways until I said get out of my house
and then when I did that one of the former leaders started showing up at my house every other sunday and doing the same thing
I rapidly stopped responding to the door because he came at the same time every day
but when my parents were home at that time they would open the door and be like “OH HIII COME ON IN”

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one got accused of it and stopped working for a semster but then it was proven that the girl who accused him made it up

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I got detention for clearing my throat in class
I have tourettes
The teacher knew that
I left that school
That teacher got fired

I love my mom she went ham on that guy

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this is the same guy who’s the mayor

I think everyone has given up now tho which was my goal so

yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyup.

it was a whole thing

i wasn’t even a student there at the time and i knew his name and face

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when I was in kindergarten the art teacher would put me on timeout for swinging my legs under the table

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I live in a stand your ground state, I’m not saying that I morally condone the action, but

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everyone called her Ms. Cathy The Mean Art Teacher

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That’s adorable

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Wrong quote

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LMAO

I like. would pretend they didn’t exist if they did show up and my parents did let them in
and then every time my parents would scold me because “they love you!!!” (still in the paternalism kind of way)

Thanks litten glad u think so

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one time my mom was like “How are we any different?” and I slipped that “I’m stuck with you”

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