it’s rare in the US, idk about other places
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i got my wisdom teeth removed without incident over the summer i really have no funny stories to contribute
wait this is So funny
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you know what else is rare in the US?
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arete (there is only one arete in the US)
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minority rule
aiui, Hackmons Cup is completely random within the parameters of the format (so, level isn’t random since it’s set by the parameters of the format, but you could get Sturdy Shedinja, or a Pokémon with no attacking moves)
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if you want playable randomness stick to randbats 
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I lost the note where I was on anaesthetic this isn’t it.
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the thing about eternamax is that it’s bulky all hell. 255/250/250 bulk is obscene even at level 47. but its special attack is actually lower than normal eternatus’s (albeit complemented by a buff to attack for some reason? which is especially weird given that it’s only legitimately available in a plot battle where it’s not running any physical moves) and being at level 47 super super exacerbates this. so it takes almost no damage but also deals almost no damage. and just puts the game in a standstill for several turns
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This sounds like you are selling drugs
if i see an eternamax with a healing move i just forfeit. it’s not worth it
i’ve never seen sturdinja. but you do see wonder guard a nontrivial amount of times!
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it’s even more annoying in gen 9 because tera changes your wincon against it to something else you can’t possibly account for (not that you can really account for wonder guard anyway)
why gay
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odds of Wonder Guard are a lot higher than odds of Random Sturdinja since Wonder Guard just requires you to get a specific ability whereas Sturdinja requires you to get a specific Pokémon and a specific ability for that Pokémon
you do also get mons with no attacking moves a lot. they’re best used by using their status moves as well as you possibly can, or, failing that, using them as scouts (since scouts are waaay more important in a meta where everything is completely random)
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that being said if i see that i have multiple mons without attacking moves i will probably just forfeit on the spot
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My teeth hurt one day when I was like 16 and I went to the dentist and they were like “lol wisdom teeth. Want them out?” and I said yea so I had all 4 removed and that was just done forever