I run trick room regieleki, why don’t you
For context, you can only use First Impression on the first turn.
All the other moves are support/buffing moves and are thus all useless.
i will say i once had a primordial sea victini with fire blast which was very funny. and was made even funnier by the fact that it was all but my only counterplay to my opponent’s air lock escavalier
it’s rare in the US, idk about other places
i got my wisdom teeth removed without incident over the summer i really have no funny stories to contribute
wait this is So funny
you know what else is rare in the US?
arete (there is only one arete in the US)
minority rule
aiui, Hackmons Cup is completely random within the parameters of the format (so, level isn’t random since it’s set by the parameters of the format, but you could get Sturdy Shedinja, or a Pokémon with no attacking moves)
if you want playable randomness stick to randbats 
I lost the note where I was on anaesthetic this isn’t it.
the thing about eternamax is that it’s bulky all hell. 255/250/250 bulk is obscene even at level 47. but its special attack is actually lower than normal eternatus’s (albeit complemented by a buff to attack for some reason? which is especially weird given that it’s only legitimately available in a plot battle where it’s not running any physical moves) and being at level 47 super super exacerbates this. so it takes almost no damage but also deals almost no damage. and just puts the game in a standstill for several turns
This sounds like you are selling drugs
if i see an eternamax with a healing move i just forfeit. it’s not worth it
i’ve never seen sturdinja. but you do see wonder guard a nontrivial amount of times!
it’s even more annoying in gen 9 because tera changes your wincon against it to something else you can’t possibly account for (not that you can really account for wonder guard anyway)
why gay
odds of Wonder Guard are a lot higher than odds of Random Sturdinja since Wonder Guard just requires you to get a specific ability whereas Sturdinja requires you to get a specific Pokémon and a specific ability for that Pokémon