“meow nya purr”
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Suddenly, the wise owl shows up and screams “Hey, this is my house!” You then suddenly remember that owls are carnivores and that the wise owl is also very strong. How do you proceed?
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“AACK-”
"I didn’t know… you had so many invitées over, haha…
“You’re right muffin. Go fetch yourself a treat.”
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“Oh shit, it’s the owl in the house! This was the favor I needed to ask of you, quick do something!”
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“Mate, this is not even your cabin? I think I am going to have a heart attack?!?”
You think you’re doomed, but then you hear a voice yell out “did someone say ‘in the house’?” You look up to find Cory Baxter, challenging the owl to DDR for the rights to Alaska (and also your life i guess).
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Daron hides behind the chair he was sitting in.
“The house may not be mine but we needed to be here to lay a trap on the owl! I thought it’d be gone all night! It eats people! HELP!”
Daron starts sobbing, the owl has ledt him eith traumatic memories
“Thank god Cory is here! He knows a thing or two about houses”
i cannot underemphasize that this is the real plot of a cory in the house episode (replacing owl with russian leader, of course)
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“Maaaan and I needed to tell you… some news about… uhm…”
“Oh. Maybe… Uhm…”
*Kerry faces the door and stares at it for a whole two minutes contemplating to leave or not."
“Meow”
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wait actually lmao
that show has a wild premise in the first place tbf
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“Cupcake! Take muffin and hide!”
yeah i learned it from a 40 minute video trying to figure out what political party the president from that show is in
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they end up ultimately figuring it out from a completely different disney show
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That’s a stupid name for a cat.
Daron doesn’t hear you as he’s incredvily focused on the current DDR battle
“CORY! HOLD ON TO THE BACK BAR CORY! IT MAKES YOU LOOK COOL! HOLD ON TO IT WHILE YOU DANCE CORY!”
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which one?
“Not now Cupcake we can talk about your upcoming name change later.”
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