The cat appears to be an attitude too
How much I love you guys, you know how to sometimes make me chuckle hard
I won’t leave before you call me on my actual name. We talked about it already.
“Do you have to do this in front of guests?”
there’s a hannah montana crossover episode with the cory in the house president (where, incidentally, the president does very illegal things) and then later in the series there’s an obama cameo where he’s the president and there’s some throwaway line that implies the affiliation of the last president (although i forget what the line is)
I feel like this implies that cory’s dad is george w bush
the disneyverse has presidential elections on World Cup years, not normal election years. also i think he was a democrat who got primaried due to cory causing countless scandals and still being allowed in the white house anyway
I don’t know why Llewelin Mayhew Matt O’gready Baudelaire is so complicated for you.
Kerry goes next to Daren
“This is not a bad moment is itttt, if not I can uhhh tell you another time, yeaaaah…”
Lots of hesitation comes from his voice
MAYHEW
Yes, milady?
“It’s a FIRST NAME! First names aren’t meant to have more than like, ten letters, and they certainly aren’t meant to have FIVE WORDS!”
“Silly question but uhhh you don’t happen to be a descendant of the philosopher named Baudelaire, right?”
“Read in a book he had lots of kittens.”
If you haven’t noticed, I’m a cat. It’s unlikely I will be a humanoid’s descendant.
You and your primitive naming sense.
“I just don’t see the point. Cupcakes are nice and sweet! Whatever that is is long and not sweet.”
“I meant that maybe Baudelaire named your grand grand…”
“Nevermind, don’t mind me, haha…”
Kerry stays near Daren and grabs him slightly to get his attention.
“whispers Daren, DAREN.”
But it’s my name given via my parent.
Who the hell is Steve Jobs?
“You do know baudelaire was a poet and not really a philosopher, right?”