Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

i’ve had teachers who allowed revisions; if you did them your score would become

10 * sqrt(original_score)

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thats fun

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i vividly remember my hs chemistry teacher making the first 20 point quiz of the year a score of 20 - (number of questions missed)^2. and then the rest of the class was incredibly easy

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i think i’ve found the worst one

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evil curve

he really wanted us to know polyatomic ions

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I remember an english teacher in high school giving 25 percentage points of extra credit

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(she probably did not realize this until the marking quarter ended)

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my high school bio teacher did “the highest scorer gets a perfect score and the denominator of everyone’s score is adjusted to reflect this,” which is kind of like the thing you just said but less flat (it also means that you can’t pass the test with a 0 no matter how badly your classmates did)

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I have not taken a single class with a single curved anything yet

They don’t do curves here. At least not in any of the departments I take classes in

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I think some CS stuff is curved?

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I hate getting a -380 on quizzes

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curves are propaganda psyops aimed to reduce the competence of the new generation of workers by giving them undeserved points thus having them wrongly think they’re more capable than they are

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real

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Neither.
If you get a 50, you should have 50…

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i have a big habit of mimicking people. i do it because thats how i adapted to survive school, my natural self wasnt cutting it. i was treated much better after i started doing it. even now i can feel anxious about being myself at times and i revert to the comfort of mimickry. im not sure if this is anything peculiar or is this just another way of wording the concept of being influenced by others. i can pinpoint the exact person i got each and every one of my traits and mannerisms from. im not sure if theres anything unique about me that i didnt borrow from someone else. im also not sure if this doesnt apply to everyone else too

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It’s more a hidden mechanic so that the institute can claim that their average score is higher, than it is.

(Some teaching institue gains money from the government according to their student’s score. Some based on how many students they have.)

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if ur the government and u pay money according to average score when you know they give free points and u still give the money ur just a dum dum

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if i was the government id pay money based off uncurved score

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