Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

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#27104

HI MAY NYA

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#27105

(Iroh, to Aang): “In my experience, the Earthbenders weren’t exactly kind to their fallen foes.”

bro your son was part of an invading army. an invading army which you were leading. wtf were they supposed to do

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#27106

so basically i dropped my ID outside on thursday and someone gave it to the closest dorm front desk, and posted on the snap story that it was dropped there so I went to that dorm desk, and they told me they mailed it to the ID center.

so i went to the id center today and they were like “hey sorry but it takes a day for it to get here in the mail, and it’s not gonna be here until the weekend (when they are closed) so it’s gonna be until monday when u get it back”

so I, naturally, was like “okay I guess i’m gonna just kill myself”
(I totally failed the dialogue option I honestly dunno why I said that. i say that in jest to like friends but obviously the random student employees don’t know me like that)

the random student employees had some horrified look on their face so i muttered sorry and left. and then i got an email that they actually did get it in the mail, and i could pick it up today. but… it’s obviously a re-printed version because the back isn’t scuffed up and the ink is more faded.

which means that the employees felt really bad for me and printed a new one and claimed that it came in the mail. Which is like extemely humiliating because now I feel like they took me too seriously and i feel bad. but also. it’s my fault for saying that why did i say that.

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#27107

like i wasn’t super broken up over it. I was like mildly annoyed at worst. i kinda just say things without thinking. the ID center is not league of legends chat

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#27108

What happened with the context

#27109

may I am in algorithms purgatory/heaven/hell

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#27110

your fault for being a cs major

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#27111

my uni has very few cs majors. it’s nice

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#27112

so false!!! i am here because I am deciding to do things unrelated to my classes

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#27113

I can’t believe you emotionally manipulated the ID centre into printing you a new card. Literally abuse

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#27114

I put him here

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#27115

can confirm

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#27116

is this about combinatorics mafia. the setup doesn’t even seem that complicated mechanically?

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#27117

I’m exercising my cruel power over users on Fortress of Lies dot com and you could be next

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#27118

it is
what if I made a solver for it

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#27119

May had never explored anyone ever

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#27120

Exploited

#27121

exploit me into doing something i can put on my resume

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#27122

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#27123

May had never exploited anyone!