Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

General
#28890

There’s a floor in Splatoon Side Order called “cruel.sisyphean.eight.shaped”. Can confirm it’s cruel and sisyphean

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#28891

define Sisyphean

#28892

You know the guy who had to roll a boulder up a hill forever and every time he nearly gets to the top it rolls down

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#28893

The one I’m doing right now is “Unreasonable.Shelterless.Up-and-Down.Floor”

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#28894

i need to play side order

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#28895

It’s actually good unlike literally every other Splatoon story mode I’ve played

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#28896

TAKE IT BACK

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#28897

you can’t handle the truth

#28898

Absolutely not I’ve faced worse threats

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#28899

Splatoon 3 story mode feels like an eternal tutorial that never culminates in anything real

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#28900

Splatoon 3 story mode feels like doing aim drills

#28901

Splatoon 3 story mode has the difficulty curve of a spike field

#28902

i should go back to being mainstraem… maybe people will agree with me

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#28903

Splatoon 3 is something I’ll never buy but just watch people rant about

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#28904

Splatoon 3 story mode makes you eternally ask “alright cool but when does the real game begin” and the answer is Never

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#28905

I 100%ed Splatoon 3 story mode BTW. Didn’t do all the alt weapons but I did literally everything else

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#28906

Splatoon 3 story mode is like the emperor’s new clothes ot me. Everybody around me insists it’s good and I’m like are you all insane. What is going on inside your heads

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#28907

Nothing about Splatoon 3 story mode ever made me feel smart or skilled whatsoever and even the levels which were nominally difficult felt like I had flailed my arms around until I won rather than strategised or outmaneuvered anything

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#28908

BANNED TOPICS: Religion, politics, Splatoon 3 story mode

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#28909

I asked Chatgpt to follow up with these

  1. “Playing Splatoon 3’s story mode feels like trying to navigate a maze blindfolded, with no real sense of direction or purpose.”
  2. “Splatoon 3’s story mode is like trying to solve a Rubik’s cube with missing pieces - frustrating and ultimately unsatisfying.”
  3. “Playing Splatoon 3’s story mode is akin to being stuck in a perpetual tutorial, never advancing beyond the basics.”
  4. “Splatoon 3’s story mode is like wandering through a desert of repetitive tasks, desperately searching for an oasis of engaging gameplay.”
  5. "Trying to enjoy Splatoon 3’s story mode is like attempting to enjoy a meal with no seasoning - bland and devoid of flavor.
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