Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

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CURRENT WCORE GUYS

final score

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WE DID IT GUYS

There are no non hard hitters

I’m super sad

There’s a floor in Splatoon Side Order called ā€œcruel.sisyphean.eight.shapedā€. Can confirm it’s cruel and sisyphean

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define Sisyphean

You know the guy who had to roll a boulder up a hill forever and every time he nearly gets to the top it rolls down

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The one I’m doing right now is ā€œUnreasonable.Shelterless.Up-and-Down.Floorā€

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i need to play side order

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It’s actually good unlike literally every other Splatoon story mode I’ve played

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TAKE IT BACK

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you can’t handle the truth

Absolutely not I’ve faced worse threats

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Splatoon 3 story mode feels like an eternal tutorial that never culminates in anything real

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Splatoon 3 story mode feels like doing aim drills

Splatoon 3 story mode has the difficulty curve of a spike field

i should go back to being mainstraem… maybe people will agree with me

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Splatoon 3 is something I’ll never buy but just watch people rant about

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