Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

YOU REMINDED ME
I BROUGHT A CLIPBOARD FOR A REWSON TO TALK TO THE CULTISTS

God I’m going to have so much fun trolling people with that clipboard

i present new information: it has been brought to my attention that road runner and mr wile e coyote are also gay lovers. that is all

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the real ones havw known this for a LONG time

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I’m sorry I don’t keep up with the looney tunes lore I’m not a hardcore looney tunes enjoyer

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playing binding of isaac

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for a while my damage was ā€œtears so big that i cannot see the screen for secondsā€ but then i found libra. which made my tears just normal big but also i could insta shoot brim. then i picked up soy milk and turns out that would make my tear rate lower and i wouldnt get soy insta shoot :(

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found 6 special items. insane. never breakfasted though

(Don’t actually do this there are better excuses)

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Like what?

I mean it depends on your specific situation but like AFAIK most NDAs are about like specific trade secrets and you would likely get questioned further on the general nature of the work etc you were doing. Which obviously you can say you can’t disclose or lie about the details but ā€œI signed an NDA so strict I can’t even tell you what company I was working forā€ is unusual and would prooobably be taken as just about as suspicious as either having a completely unverifiable story of some job or just outright having that gap in your resume. I don’t know exactly what most recruiters would Want to hear. But something like taking time off to care for a sick/elderly family member for a while or Work On Personal Development would come across much less like you’re Hiding Something

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My mom works with companies who haven’t yet filed patents often so I was given the NDA talk as a child.

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I don’t think I was ever given the sex talk. But I did get the NDA talk.

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Better to have them think ā€œdamn that’s a while between jobsā€ than ā€œThis Person Is Lying To Meā€

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How much do you think is too much

I have never had a job I am too disabled I just know NDAs very rarely work like that and the default assumption will likely be that you are lying

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And therefore more creative lies about personal development or travel or family obligations will likely be more successful

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