Me using my mafia skills to deceive my future employer coz i was a lazy bum
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You KNOW I’m using mafia tactics every time I have to send an email to get out of something for class. These emails would get me wolfread so fast
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Can you show us one of them while censoring identifying information? :3
I refuse to read any wmails after I hit send on them. The process of emailing is too inherently humiliating
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Usually just stating non-facts confidently. Things that are probably true but which you generally have to provide logic and set-up for in mafia lest you look like you are pushing agenda. “My accommodations do apply here” - as worded they probably do, but it’s arguable, and I could provide the logic leading up to it but I will not do so unless asked because it makes it seem like less of a question
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Generally you should not take your tips for navigating the world from May who lives in the computer.
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Excellent. Send some more emails righht now.
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Pov ur chatting with may (she keeps nibbling your keys)
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This is just good advice. You’re just telling me to do the important things that I should do
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Yeah, this is absolutely and beyond a shadow of a doubt my intention
Bite your arm next
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You’re going to get me injured eventually
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yes
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holy hell
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I paid six dollars to watch the two episodes of HAZBIN early
It’s amazing
Watching episode 2 now
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watched the second one
i prefer the hazmen hotel
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i prefer hazn’tbin hotel
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