Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

Standardized test
The better you do the more likely good colleges are to accept you, and the more likely you are to get scholarships

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His younger sister “runs” a “charitable foundation” and it’s very obvious her mom does all of it but it’s gonna look Great on the applications supposedly. And I look at that am like what the fuck.

uh wsu is washington state university right

yeah i get that much but what do the numbers

All I had on my application was a list of Autism Projects how come my cousins get to be rich people just because they’re rich people. Go to hell

yahr

it turns out not having done anything for years fucks me on applications. who knew?

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where am i going

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cool one sec

the protestant work ethic and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

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The aunt in question once came over our house and used her Wine Price Checker app to Check the prices of all our Wines so she could determine which one to open and she was Very Disappointed when none of them were more than like ten dollars.

WAIT HOLY SHIT
i just googled the cutoff score
Breaking News: We now have the results from all of the 1,490,000 juniors who took the October 2023 PSAT and have updated our estimates accordingly.
lord have mercy

apparently my college app was pretty good and the only thing i really had on there was the discord bot i made that sent pictures of catboys. the bar is much different here

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That i do not know
I took the old one which had a different scoring system

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:pray:

i took it digitally so apparently its just an estimate but

ME

god i was such a bad student in high school

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Hey Eliza do you know the like. SAT math problem structure trick where pretty much every question will have some kind of easy shortcut way to do it and then a tedious and difficult way to do it

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yeah lmao

no
I took the ACT and got like a 26 in math and a 31 overall

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