Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

Turns out being DISABLED AND UNABLE TO LEAVE THE HOUSE fucks me on applications

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you guys are silly for trying to apply to schools with standards. I did nothing but play forum mafia for 4 years and got into THE washington state university in two hours

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lmao

me and may can do a fusion dance and become either one Normal Guy or like. a fish. flobping on the ground. depends on the day

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my dad is always like
YOU NEED TO GET A 3.9 GPA SO YOU CAN GET A FULL RIDE TO UVU
dads hate this new trick! get accepted to college with 0 tuition!

we’re actually just really shitty mermaids. we got all the flawed recessive genes

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It’s ahrd for me to explain not in person with question examples but if you’re ever doing more than like a line or two of math you’re probably missing a Trick Way to do the question. If you can take a practice test or two and just look at all the questions and learn to spot the Tricks you’ll save a bunch of time

I tried to explain this to a Discord server once and they all got really mad at me and didn’t get it

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The second i started college and i was taking classes i wanted to take i turned into an academic weapon

High school for me was just girls and marching band
I was the lesbian version of a football bro

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damn

sounds accurate

yeah i got a 1440 on my SAT so I’m basically a Genius :sunglasses:

I got forced to take physics and math this year

both of which are fucking over my gpa

i only applied to one school because i knew it didn’t have standards and i was too lazy to apply anywhere else. turns out this was a bad idea

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uwu

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OKAY UPDATE MAYBE THE TRICK WONT WORK
the updated cutoff score (most likely) is 212

and i’m gonna have to apply for grad schools in a year. which is the undergrad application process but 10 times worse

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for utah, apparently

my gpa was terrible so I was one of the 1/16th of students who didn’t become national merit finalists. Luckily the one school I wanted to go to didn’t care about finalist vs. semifinalist

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nice