Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

General
#12432

My physical debuffs are AWESOME at nerfing me in mafia. Stress makes me black out and throw up and die it’s like perfectly tailored to make it difficult if you don’t have the perfect serene peaceful nature

#12433

I have several plans

  1. Is to rng a player and claim since they are the luckiest player they deserve to advance since they will win champs by pure luck
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#12434

oh i guess i count brain fog and bad memory retention as mental debuffs

#12435
  1. is to rng a mafia team and then vote as though they were the scumteam
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#12436

my only debuff is being insane

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#12437

i wonder if theres any foler who could beat me in a phyisical fight. im gonna say no. i am the top of the pyramid

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#12438

this would be a very high effort bit (you would have to read the entire game and gauge the accuracy of reads on your hypo scumteam) but it would be very very funny

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#12439

I would bite you and win by playing dirty

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#12440

i’d kick u in the balls

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#12441

I was going to say this exact thing

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#12442

weren’t u 5’8? smol short tiny pipsqueak, pat pat

#12443

id bite your dirty balls

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#12444

CAN EVERYONE STOP BITING MY BALLS

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#12445

5 9!

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#12446

I probably grew too!

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#12447

i was only gonna kick them but this is a better idea

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#12448

You guys got a cookie while I wasn’t looking?

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#12449

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#12450

I have zero self-preservation instinct and pain is just kind of part of my day-to-day life and an inherent part of doing anything I enjoy so I can do whatever I want without issue

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#12451

May playing dirty is less threatening since they couldn’t beat a door

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