Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

[Arctic]

i was only gonna kick them but this is a better idea

[CRichardFortressLies]

You guys got a cookie while I wasn’t looking?

[tutuu]

[May]

I have zero self-preservation instinct and pain is just kind of part of my day-to-day life and an inherent part of doing anything I enjoy so I can do whatever I want without issue

[Litten]

May playing dirty is less threatening since they couldn’t beat a door

[May]

I BEAT THE DOOR IT’S JUST DIFFICULT

[tutuu]

i can believe that

may do u struggle with opening water bottles? i bet ur the type to struggle to open one

[Litten]

Maybe try kicking it next time

[May]

I do not struggle with opening water bottles but I do have to sometimes go to the other guys in my dorm building for child safety lids

[tutuu]

hahahah child safety lids that’s so adorable

[Litten]

Oh yeah I also have a wooden axe

[May]

I can open them now though so I win

[Litten]

I don’t care what you are swinging this axe probably hurts you

[May]

I’m decent enough at the trick where you knock someone down by getting the back of their knee

[May]

This is my only self-defene mechanism

[Litten]

My aunt is getting a home instead of an apartment and as someone who’s lived in an apartment my entire life when I’m seeing the home my first thought was not how cool it is but “wow this would be really hard to defend because of how massive the living space is”

[tutuu]

i would grab it and stop it and you’d be shocked at my strength and then i’l give you a wink and put a sly smirk on my face

[Achromatic]

when are you scheduled to get isekei’d lol

[Litten]

It swings fast enough

[tutuu]

i wish i get isekai’d to a world with lots of cute catgirls