Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

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#12452

I BEAT THE DOOR IT’S JUST DIFFICULT

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#12453

i can believe that

may do u struggle with opening water bottles? i bet ur the type to struggle to open one

#12454

Maybe try kicking it next time

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#12455

I do not struggle with opening water bottles but I do have to sometimes go to the other guys in my dorm building for child safety lids

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#12456

hahahah child safety lids that’s so adorable

#12457

Oh yeah I also have a wooden axe

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#12458

I can open them now though so I win

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#12459

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I don’t care what you are swinging this axe probably hurts you

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#12460

I’m decent enough at the trick where you knock someone down by getting the back of their knee

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#12461

This is my only self-defene mechanism

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#12462

My aunt is getting a home instead of an apartment and as someone who’s lived in an apartment my entire life when I’m seeing the home my first thought was not how cool it is but “wow this would be really hard to defend because of how massive the living space is”

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#12463

i would grab it and stop it and you’d be shocked at my strength and then i’l give you a wink and put a sly smirk on my face

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#12464

when are you scheduled to get isekei’d lol

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#12465

It swings fast enough

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#12466

i wish i get isekai’d to a world with lots of cute catgirls

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#12467

preferrably a harem isekai

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#12468

This is a harem site

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#12469

I don’t have the physical health for a harem tbh. I do like women with fancy clothes though.

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#12470

casual achromatic statements

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#12471

tutuuu
i could beat you in a fight

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