Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

This is my only self-defene mechanism

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My aunt is getting a home instead of an apartment and as someone who’s lived in an apartment my entire life when I’m seeing the home my first thought was not how cool it is but ā€œwow this would be really hard to defend because of how massive the living space isā€

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i would grab it and stop it and you’d be shocked at my strength and then i’l give you a wink and put a sly smirk on my face

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when are you scheduled to get isekei’d lol

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It swings fast enough

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i wish i get isekai’d to a world with lots of cute catgirls

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preferrably a harem isekai

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This is a harem site

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I don’t have the physical health for a harem tbh. I do like women with fancy clothes though.

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casual achromatic statements

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tutuuu
i could beat you in a fight

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I mean clearly I have the personality, intelligence, and charisma for one

but gotta keep it 100% you know

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you haven’t seen the outside world in 200 days

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they have a gun arctic

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i dont have the personality, intellect, charisma, physical health, or desire for a harem

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typing out this message already expended 50% of your energy and you need to fall asleep to recharge it

smol smol cute cute atly atly

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thats more of a statement of tutuu then it is me now isnt it

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a nerf gun yeah

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WHAT

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Atlas is destroying you

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