Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

I was heavier in 5th grade than I am now despite being a few inches shorter which is maybe. Indicative of an issue

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They call me May “that’s probably indicative of a larger issue” May

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What ybw thought of themselves

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they don’t call me that

my name isn’t may

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my dad has a colleague nicknamed “conan the barbarian” who’s 6’3 and maybe 264 lbs and lifts absurd amount of weight. there was a boxing bag in the gym at their work and when he hit it it sounded like a hammer smashing against something

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It took over a dozen firefighters to transport him to the University of Washington Medical Center in Seatt

JESUS FHRIST

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this is oddly specific
did you convert from kgs

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[]](Jon Brower Minnoch - Wikipedia) he had managed to gain 200 lb (91 kg; 14 st) in just seven day

HOW WERE YOU EATING PEOPPE DURING THATBTIME

I WEIGHNLESS THAN THAT

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EXCELLENT POST

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What the fuck

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On the plus side it’s very easy to do calculations of percentage of my body weight

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if you’re gaining that much weight it’s almost certainly indicative of a biological issue

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yeah. i estimate / round in kg and then convert. im not rounding it in lbs thats unnatural for me i only use lbs to translate for litten specifically who is too lazy to google

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Yeah but liek

We don’t even eat 200 pounds of food

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Where the fuck is the mass coming from

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woah may estimated the exact number? good job may. why r u so smart?

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.>multiple of 10 close to 264 lbs

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