Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

hey have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in “advanced” countries


me fr

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me fr

Ifyou see me complaining about “I walked to the grocery store and it was incredibly painful and I almost fainted like three times” and go May there’s a regularly running bus to the grocery store why not just take that or spend one more dollar to get groceries at the university convenience store. That’s mot the point. I had fun

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you arent jade homestuck im jade homestuck

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I’m at the extreme end of the spectrum lol. Any stress / pain I just use to fuel my runs and I also jaywalk as an art form

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AMETHYSSSTT WHERE ARE YOU


disabilities are non binary

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Pain is fun and enjoyable often. I rarely if ever am stopped from anything by pain. Fatigue is often bad enough to genuinely paralyse me

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wait that is jade homestuck huh

apparently the name jade is gender neutral which is weird because imagine being a boy and being named jade

Fair enough. I’m not exactly sure how to treat fatigue as that is not an issue I’ve faced

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Would racism be a disability?

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walks are fun. not the part where i cant feel my limbs or my heart decides it really likes nightcore. the part where i get home mainly

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now granted also imagine being a girl and named sam
but

The answer in the short term is probably to go to bed right now cause it’s past midnight. The answer in the long term is uhhh

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I don’t walk much anymore since running is faster and more fun

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changing your name to jade would be a very funny timeline

i say this exclusively because ive known like five guys named sam and only one girl named sam
so naturally i am biased

that’s the name of my best friend