Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

…im your best friend?

L

no you’re my twin

five guys is overpriced but very good

They offered to give me Adderall but I have insomnia and trouble eating already

my best friend is literally named jade

and amethyst

idk its weird and confusing

am i not :sob:

everyone calls* her* jade* so i just go with it

*these people are transphobic

no sorry

just go to culvers it’s like half the price and double the taste

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just go to canes. love canes

you’re pretty good but not quite on that level

canes is good luck. not least because there isn’t one where i live

i mean is my name not literally jade im not asking for my place in the tierlist

and by “not quite on that level” i mean “i prioritize people i know irl intentionally”

ohh

I’m so good at this

I should drink more water and eat more at the least

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