Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

God half-frozen blue gatorade is like nothing else after an intense treadmill session

Whoever invented just laughing when someone says something and you cant quite hear them but dont want to have them repeat themself in order to pretend like you heard them was kinda onto something

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just got asked by a staff member what grade I’m in (I am working at a K-8 school)

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I know I look young but I’m not fourteen

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I am proud of your physical activity

@May You’re next

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We are the same

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I am a little hard of hearing in real life in loud environments, I seem to be the only person to be struggling with this.

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i personally go for the dad approach. when i don’t hear or understand immediately i just go “hm”

Arete breadcrumbing their age???

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AGES ARETE MIGHT BE:
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Very informative stuff

Yikes

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May give me a status on your conditions! How are you feeling

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wait are you ace or aroace

This is valid
It is also valid for other ace people to say they’re gay

I misleadingly tell progressive friends from real life that I am ace if they ask, so I don’t get to be seen as different because :rainbow: :rainbow_flag: :cloud_with_lightning_and_rain:

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what

So

Before this crisis i was already borderline ace as i would need a rock-solid emotional bond forged over a year plus, multiple shared interests, and most importantly, someone who is thricely into nerd culture, very hyper, and has that “little bit of psycho in them” as I do, before I would want anything physical at all.

But this whole matter generated so much anxiety that it almost killed me. So now both.

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I also had a traumatic experience involving an edible near the apex of the crisis

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