Cookie Thread Act 4: katze thread

id agree but unfortunately chloe fixed that

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luckily these nails allow me to make the joke of replying to intrusive family members or family friends asking if i’m dating anyone with “you think i’m dating with nails this long?”

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Some of my friends have like wildly long nails… I’m in one specific server that has SUCH a high concentration of people with terrifyingly long nails

mine cap out at like 1.5cm rn but i’ve seen some that are better measured in inches and it rattles my brain thinking how that even happens

I wear press-ons sometimes for hte novelty of having to learn to live my life with long nails for a bit

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https://vxtwitter.com/HeatherAthletic/status/1783651754909085908

Me in my corner playing with my touys

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Twitter embed the video please…

by growing them instead of attaching them i don’t have to learn shit because i just gradually adjust

but then when one breaks i have to be like ah fuck okay how did i do this before

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You will note that:

  • That ledge is right by the enemy spawn. I’m hiding in a corner underneath their spawn and they don’t know I’m there.
  • When I flop uselessly out of the ink I’m trying and failing to do movement tech
  • The massive bazooka I pull out was blatantly not intended to be used at such close range (and the hitboxes are usually super janky using it like that but I’m the chosen one so it was fine)

REAL

i rip my nails i dont bite them

I think I know what you mean but this phrasing is horrific

yeah idk what its actually called

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hey guys just got the urge to talk shit about katze whats up fam

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peel?

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i used to peel my nails and toenails i only stopped coz i realized i couldnt open cans they were too weak. i learned how to use a nail clipper when i was maybe 24

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is this real :fearful:

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yea

why that emoji, is it weird? ;-;

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basically u use the nail of your thumb or middle finger as a knife to cut off the other nails. it does require some attempts to find the good angle but it doesnt hurt it doesnt feel like anything. u just push the nail thru the other nail and it slices like butter. so simple so fast.

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oh I. think I imagined something different

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