Cookie Thread Act 4: katze thread

[mollylikesorigami]

what kinda weak ass nails do you need to have to be able to do this tf

[tutuu]

oh yeah maybe a bad word to say “peel”. that sounds scary. not peel, not that scary

[tutuu]

YOUR nails are weak and flexible if they cant do that. my nails are strong and hard and brittle - like obsidian. thats why they’re able to do that

[Zugzwang]

uhhhhhhh brittle things don’t slice like butter…

[tutuu]

shut up nerd

[Zugzwang]

nya nya nya

[Zugzwang]

also how does having weak nails make you unable to open cans
you use your nails for that?

[mollylikesorigami]

mine are strong and still aren’t brittle

ur just inferior

[tutuu]

dont you need a nail to begin the process of lifting that thing up? in this picture its already lifted a bit but the cans im used to they’re all like … the thing is perfectly flat on top. u cant dislodge it with a finger. u need either a nail or something thin to put under to dislodge it and then finish opening with finger

[Zugzwang]

oh
I was thinking of a different kind of can

[tutuu]

u should only speak when spoken to

[May]

I feel like this line gets old fast

[annika]

i concur

[katze]

hey what the fuck who let you here

[tutuu]

– may concluded, after a brief analysis, before continuing to say nya for the gajillionth time

[May]

Tutuu found complaining about a cat meowing

[tutuu]

You. Should. Only. Speak. When. Spoken. To.

Is. This. Nails. On. Chalkboard. For. You?

[May]

No not really it’s just kind of uninteresting

[May]

I got called for an interview on tournament stream and got exclusively asked questions about a picture of my dog wearing a hat which I had sent to the two people commentating the stream like days ago

[May]

I’m watching back the stream now and they were encouraging people to Twitchtvdotcom bet points on me because “you have to vote against May, and May always votes against himself, so voting for May is voting against May”